The College Student's Christmas Wishlist
I haven't written a letter to Santa in over a decade. But if I wrote him today, it would look something like this:
Hey Santa,
Ho-ho-how's it going? Please, for the love of God, can I get at least one thing on this list?
1. Sleep. At least 81 solid hours.
2. Groceries. I'm all out of chili powder and chicken broth...again.
3. Coffee. I don't think this one needs an explanation
4. Money for grad school applications
5. Money for gas
6. While we're at it, money for the car in which I put said gas
7. Rent. It's due on the 15th.
8. A planner--the fanciest one you've got. And the biggest one you've got
9. Money for textbooks
10. Money for fast food because I won't want to use the groceries to cook dinner when I get home at 9pm on Wednesdays
11. Motivation to finish the semester
12. Motivation to study for finals
13. Better yet, A's on all my finals
14. Even better, A's in all my classes
15. Sanity. I lost it a couple tests ago
Kindest regards,
Reina M
PS. I'm not the only one whose letter looks like this, right?
